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07/12/2010 - Anaheim, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - American League manager Joe Girardi didn't hesitate when asked about Boston third baseman Adrian Beltre's status for Tuesday's All-Star Game.
Girardi said Beltre, who injured his left hamstring during Sunday's game at Toronto, was replaced by Texas' Michael Young. The New York skipper made the announcement at a press conference Monday after revealing the starting lineup and pitcher for the Mid-Summer Classic.
According to the Boston Globe, Beltre was shocked to learn of Girardi's pronouncement because he had not ruled himself out. He planned on testing his hamstring later Monday. If he determines he can't play, Young would then be his replacement.
<< Knicks officially sign PG Felton
New York, NY (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The New York Knicks made it official on Monday
by signing free agent guard Raymond Felton.
Terms of the contract were not disclosed, but the New York Daily News
previously reported its a three-year d
<< Ducks sign LW Green
Anaheim, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Anaheim Ducks added some depth to the
forward position by signing left wing Josh Green to a one-year contract on
Monday.
The 32-year-old spent last season with Modo of the Swedish Elite League wh
<< Knicks still have cap space, but future is now
GREENBURGH, N.Y. (AP) -Enough talk about the salary cap. The New York Knicks think they can win now.New York introduced new additions Raymond Felton, Anthony Randolph, Kelenna Azubuike and Ronny Turiaf on Monday. Not quite the same as showing off Le
<< Cavs owner defends stance on LeBron
CLEVELAND (AP) -Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert says he ``strongly'' disagrees with Jesse Jackson's criticism of his recent comments about LeBron James.Following James' announcement last week, Gilbert fired off an incendiary letter to Cleveland's fans,
Red Stars earn first win over Sky Blue FC >>
Bridgeview, IL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Chicago Red Stars used forward Ella Masar's
fourth goal in four games to top the 2009 Women's Professional Soccer champion
Sky Blue FC, 2-0, on Saturday at Toyota Park.
It was Chicago's first ever win ag
Haslem stays home; Heat now with five players >>
Miami, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Udonis Haslem has opted to stay in Miami, giving
the Heat a grand total of five players on their roster.
Haslem was an unrestricted free agent that, according to the Miami Herald, was
offered larger deals by th
Del Bosque tips Spain to dominate >>
Madrid, Spain (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Delighted coach Vicente del Bosque believes
Spain can dominate world football for many years to come after their first-
ever World Cup final victory.
Andres Iniesta's extra-time goal proved decisive
Schweinsteiger plays down exit talk >>
Munich, Germany (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Bayern Munich and Germany midfield ace
Bastian Schweinsteiger has admitted that he would like to try his luck abroad
at some point in the future, but has played down talk of an imminent transfer.
The
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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